Thursday, December 18, 2008

I Shouldn't Have To Explain Myself...

But repeat comments from several people have shown it is needed.

This is for all the people that think I made(am making) a poor choice in buying and driving my car.

An Ode to the Cars of Yester-year

MG MG, oh how I enjoy thee
Just wheels and an engine, you're technology free
Oh how I love, these great cars of yore
The days before, driving was a bore
Todays cars aren't driving, their mearly directed
Computers control everything, your inputs corrected
Make a mistake, the car corrects you
Not so with the Midget, it's unforgiving, honest and true
The Midget has no air bags, no front wheel drive
It's just the skill of the driver, that keeps one alive
No traction control, no anti-lock brake
No power steering, a fun drive it does make
The Midget has no radio, but that's more than fine
The engine sings nicely, the tires keep time
The shifting is manual, two hands just to run
This means no texting *GASP*, until driving is done
The Midget demands a driver's attention, his mind is not free
Could this actually make it safer, than it lets on to be?
By day, the headlights, the do not run
Nor do they turn themselves on, when gone is the sun
Midget oh Midget, you hold a place in my heart
I beg and I plead, that you don't fall apart

No in addition to safety and practicality issues, i've gotten a lot of flak about driving a "collectable" car when it's likely to rust, be broken into or stolen. Sure, if that happens, it'd suck, but life will go on, and I'll always have the memories of the car to look back on. How can I say this, when I so clearly like the car so much? Easy, my treasure's in heaven.

Matthew 6:19
"Do not store up for yourselves treasures on earth, where moth and rust destroy, and where thieves break in and steal. But store up for yourselves treasures in heaven, where moth and rust do not destroy, and where thieves do not break in and steal. For where your treasure is, there your heart will be also. "

I don't think God is telling us not to have nice things. I thing what God is saying here is that we are not to be so concerned with temporal things that they become the focus of our lives, and our purpose. Life is meant for living. Things are made for enjoying. Cars are made for driving, and MGs are no exception! So to all the neighsayers, I kindly remind them of the old Disney addage. "If you can't say something nice, don't say nothing at all!"

Now if you'll excuse me, I have some driving to do.

JP Out!

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

(i'm going to play devil's advocate here, but...) I think people's objections to having a car (namely big cars) is that they uneccessarily burn up all kinds of natural resources, and leave a bunch of pollution in their wake. God also calls us to be good caretakers of the earth, so i guess the question is, which does God want more? us to fulfill our responsibilities? or for us to 'have nice things'?

Anonymous said...

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God bless,
Aunt Susan

Dave & Heather Steinbeck said...

An incredibly nice and creative way to tell people to shove off! That's awesome!
Personally, I'm right there with you. I think that looking back, I would have taken that trip or would have been more spontaneous and truly lived each day in the moment more often than I can feasibly do now. It is a little harder to be spontaneous and "live in the moment" when you have little kidlets that you are also responsible for....so....I say go live that life! Just be careful...(okay, that's the mom in me coming out). :) Heather :)