First things first. I'm going to be extremely busy over the next week or so. I may not have time to blog or anything. Just be patient.....be patient....don't be in such a hurry! (sing with me)
Anywho, The Combat Shower. Imagine if you will, a number of shower stalls installed into a single wide trailer with a 500 gallon water tank attached to it and two little water heaters on the inside. When you work out the numbers, there is about 15 gallons per person, per day. That's not a lot of water for a shower. The official instructions are, get in, get wet, turn off the water. Lather up, rinse off, turn off water. This would be bad enough if the water were warm.
However, the previous 20 people decided they were sick of combat showers and drained the little water heaters 5 minutes before you stepped in. When the shower's made of stainless steel and stays a constant 37 degrees, and you're already naked, the ice cold water just makes it even worse! After several days of this, I wondered if the army just leaves the heaters off so that you'll conserve water. Rinsing off is even worse, cause now you're dripping wet on the 37 degree floor. You almost wanna skip the rinsing off phase, it's so cold!
So next time you're in the shower, shut off the hot water first and think of me! :)
JP out
Thursday, February 28, 2008
Wednesday, February 27, 2008
Quick Note On My Address
I was given incomplete information!!! My address has changed in the last 24 hrs due to more info.
I gave out a three line address in the form of:
Rank, Last, First name
Unit
APO #
The correct address is in the form of:
Rank, Last, First name
Unit
Location
APO #
Considering it's 3am back home right now, I haven't had a chance to correct it with my parents. In a few hours, they'll have the correct address. I apologize for any inconvinence this may have caused.
JP out.
I gave out a three line address in the form of:
Rank, Last, First name
Unit
APO #
The correct address is in the form of:
Rank, Last, First name
Unit
Location
APO #
Considering it's 3am back home right now, I haven't had a chance to correct it with my parents. In a few hours, they'll have the correct address. I apologize for any inconvinence this may have caused.
JP out.
Tuesday, February 26, 2008
I Have An Address!!!!
They finally gave me a shipping address! This means that the buckets of cookie dough you have saved up in your freezer can now be baked, packaged and sent! Don't worry, I'll share......maybe.
If you would like my address, please contact my family or my church. I ask that you do not post it online anywhere, including e-mail. (See my post on Operational Security)
In other news, I found out that bad habits have an effective range of over 10,000 miles! I thought that by removing myself from my environment, I'd have a better handle over my bad habits, but one of them reared it's ugly head. I stayed up too late, which resulted in me being late to work. On the civilian side of things, it's bad enough, but on the army side, that's a big deal. The margin for error is a lot smaller. I need prayer to conquer this. I can't be screwing myself out of sleep or showing up late. Any suggestions are welcome.
Thanks!
JP Out
If you would like my address, please contact my family or my church. I ask that you do not post it online anywhere, including e-mail. (See my post on Operational Security)
In other news, I found out that bad habits have an effective range of over 10,000 miles! I thought that by removing myself from my environment, I'd have a better handle over my bad habits, but one of them reared it's ugly head. I stayed up too late, which resulted in me being late to work. On the civilian side of things, it's bad enough, but on the army side, that's a big deal. The margin for error is a lot smaller. I need prayer to conquer this. I can't be screwing myself out of sleep or showing up late. Any suggestions are welcome.
Thanks!
JP Out
Thursday, February 21, 2008
Tuesday, February 19, 2008
The MRE
Back to regular schedualed broadcasting....
Today, in our military lesson, I am going to discuss the M.R.E.
M.R.E officially stands for Meal Ready to Eat. Its a pre-packaged meal that's portioned for all the vitimins and minerals needed as well as daily portions of fat, calories, protien, etc. It comes with a special bag, that when you add water, it gets boiling hot, cooking the food in the process. The food is, at best, a fake-meat sandwich from McDonalds, and at worst, dry-mixed and canned egg omlet. Sometimes, pouring on the included tabasco sauce is the only way to choke it down.
Soldiers have come to give it more affectionate nicknames, such as Mr E (pronounced mystery) because you never really know if the meat is truly meat or not. My personal favorite, Meal Refusing to Exit.
The Meal Refusing to Exit is a pre-packaged meal specifically designed to stop you up. It's truely and experience, eating nothing but MREs for days on end. First, you notice that your daily poop is late. You wonder and worry, but figure it's just late. But days go by and you begin to gain weight. Next, you notice a sick feeling, but nothing serious. After 9 full days, you begin to have contractions (it's important to find a bathroom soon). After several mintues to a few hours of intense labor, it happens. You drop enough weight to clog up a porta-potty. Whew! What a relief!
Next week on Military Lesson 2: The Combat Shower.
In all seriousness, it's not quite that bad. We've only had to eat MREs for training exersises. The regular food here is pretty darn good. Steak and crab arms? Stir-Fri? Apple Pie? Ya, it's tough living when you have to make so many choices.
In case you havn't heard, I have changed locations. No address yet.....still working on that. However, internet is more reliable. I hope to get some pictures up here soon.
Out
Today, in our military lesson, I am going to discuss the M.R.E.
M.R.E officially stands for Meal Ready to Eat. Its a pre-packaged meal that's portioned for all the vitimins and minerals needed as well as daily portions of fat, calories, protien, etc. It comes with a special bag, that when you add water, it gets boiling hot, cooking the food in the process. The food is, at best, a fake-meat sandwich from McDonalds, and at worst, dry-mixed and canned egg omlet. Sometimes, pouring on the included tabasco sauce is the only way to choke it down.
Soldiers have come to give it more affectionate nicknames, such as Mr E (pronounced mystery) because you never really know if the meat is truly meat or not. My personal favorite, Meal Refusing to Exit.
The Meal Refusing to Exit is a pre-packaged meal specifically designed to stop you up. It's truely and experience, eating nothing but MREs for days on end. First, you notice that your daily poop is late. You wonder and worry, but figure it's just late. But days go by and you begin to gain weight. Next, you notice a sick feeling, but nothing serious. After 9 full days, you begin to have contractions (it's important to find a bathroom soon). After several mintues to a few hours of intense labor, it happens. You drop enough weight to clog up a porta-potty. Whew! What a relief!
Next week on Military Lesson 2: The Combat Shower.
In all seriousness, it's not quite that bad. We've only had to eat MREs for training exersises. The regular food here is pretty darn good. Steak and crab arms? Stir-Fri? Apple Pie? Ya, it's tough living when you have to make so many choices.
In case you havn't heard, I have changed locations. No address yet.....still working on that. However, internet is more reliable. I hope to get some pictures up here soon.
Out
Sunday, February 17, 2008
Westboro Baptist Church
Anyone heard of them? Truely a cult at heart. Their hatred for America, it makes the Al Quida seem like nice guys! Their website, www.godhatesfags.com, is blocked on all military computers because it's catigorized as racial and hate speech. The best quote I could get was from a forum.
"God's curse upou America is irreversible, because America has persecuted Westboro Baptist Church (WEC Chronicles - Since 1955) 3701 SW 12" St. Topeka, Kansas 66604 785-273-0325
GodHatesFags.comReligious Opinion and Bible Commentary on Current EventsThursday, February 14, 2008
NEWS RELEASE: Thank God for the Shooterat Northern Illinois University.
God sent the Shooter.
In His Wrath & Vengeance
against an Ungrateful
Nation that has Forsaken
Him &Embraced Filthy Fags.
WBC will picket their
hypocritical funerals &
memorials & "vigils."
Yes. In religious protest & warning;
to wit: "Benot deceived; God is not mocked." Gal. 6:7.
God Hates Fags! & Fag-Enablers. Ergo, Godhates fag-dominated Northern Illinois University,
fag-saturated Illinois, and fag-run America.
What part of this 12-word sentence don't you idiots understand?
"Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind; it is abomination."Lev. 18:22."
The Westboro Baptist Church (WBC) is a fundamentalist religious organization headed by Fred Phelps and based in Topeka, Kansas, U.S. The church runs numerous websites such as GodHatesFags.com, GodHatesAmerica.com. The group achieved national notoriety for picketing funeral processions for soldiers killed in action during the Iraq War. While its members identify themselves as Baptists, the church is an independent church not affiliated with any known Baptist conventions or associations, nor does any Baptist institution recognize the church as a Bible-believing fellowship."
"On February 15, 2008 they announced that they will picket the funerals of the victims of the shootings at Northern Illinois University." -- Wikipedia
How can this be? How is it that this group continues to operate? I pray that I never meet one of these people while I'm armed. I place a challenge out to the members of the Westboro Baptist Church.....come to Iraq and protest the war. I dare you!
Thats ok, just under 4000 US soldiers gave their lives in this war so that they can have the right to say what they will. Thank God for The Patriot Guard. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Patriot_Guard_Riders
Out
"God's curse upou America is irreversible, because America has persecuted Westboro Baptist Church (WEC Chronicles - Since 1955) 3701 SW 12" St. Topeka, Kansas 66604 785-273-0325
GodHatesFags.comReligious Opinion and Bible Commentary on Current EventsThursday, February 14, 2008
NEWS RELEASE: Thank God for the Shooterat Northern Illinois University.
God sent the Shooter.
In His Wrath & Vengeance
against an Ungrateful
Nation that has Forsaken
Him &Embraced Filthy Fags.
WBC will picket their
hypocritical funerals &
memorials & "vigils."
Yes. In religious protest & warning;
to wit: "Benot deceived; God is not mocked." Gal. 6:7.
God Hates Fags! & Fag-Enablers. Ergo, Godhates fag-dominated Northern Illinois University,
fag-saturated Illinois, and fag-run America.
What part of this 12-word sentence don't you idiots understand?
"Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind; it is abomination."Lev. 18:22."
The Westboro Baptist Church (WBC) is a fundamentalist religious organization headed by Fred Phelps and based in Topeka, Kansas, U.S. The church runs numerous websites such as GodHatesFags.com, GodHatesAmerica.com. The group achieved national notoriety for picketing funeral processions for soldiers killed in action during the Iraq War. While its members identify themselves as Baptists, the church is an independent church not affiliated with any known Baptist conventions or associations, nor does any Baptist institution recognize the church as a Bible-believing fellowship."
"On February 15, 2008 they announced that they will picket the funerals of the victims of the shootings at Northern Illinois University." -- Wikipedia
How can this be? How is it that this group continues to operate? I pray that I never meet one of these people while I'm armed. I place a challenge out to the members of the Westboro Baptist Church.....come to Iraq and protest the war. I dare you!
Thats ok, just under 4000 US soldiers gave their lives in this war so that they can have the right to say what they will. Thank God for The Patriot Guard. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Patriot_Guard_Riders
Out
Friday, February 15, 2008
Could This Be Why I'm Here?
I just found out about this. This was not even 24hrs ago! For those that don't understand the significance, NIU (Northern Illinois University) was the school I would have been at last fall and this spring.
"MOST RECENT NEWS: 4 students at NIU have been confirmed to be killed from gunshot wounds. It is not known yet whether or not they were the ones critically wounded.On February 14, 2008 a lone, unknown gunman entered into a classroom in Cole hall near the center of the campus and began shooting with two handguns and one shotgun. 19 people were shot, including the gunman, 4 were critically wounded, 14 were not critically wounded but were still transported to the hospital. 1 was killed, that was the gunman who took his own life.The gunman has been identified, but his name is not going to be released publicly. It has been confirmed that he was not a student at the university.There are several hotlines that are available to anyone who wants to know the current situation of the college.815-753-1573 815-753-1574 815-753-1575 815-753-6143 815-753-6257 815-753-9564Continue to pray for the families. I will continue to update the information as it comes in."
I wonder if I could have been one of those 19. Perhaps God knows better than I do!On an administrative note, It'll be a while before I get an address. Once I have it, I'll let you know, but it will not be posted online. You must contact my family or my church for the address. Once I have an address, feel free to send a disposable camera, I'll fill it with pictures and send it back!
Out
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